My GenX ass appreciates this new series.  I pride myself with trying to keep up, but we all know I really am losing ground here.
I was told a few years ago that I was “pretty hip, for someone of my generation,” by a guy at work. I laughed until I realized that in his 28 year old eyes, 40 years old was ancient.

So how long until this all turns into a cult and he either gets arraigned on numerous racketing and trafficking charges, or leads his followers in a mass suicide?  I’m gonna say within five years.

I love this title and article. Please do many more of these. 

Yeah, the fact that it was his bodyguards and not the bar’s bouncers tells me the bar was fully PAID.

Pee tape is still undisputed number one, but footage of Eminem rapping along to the FBI agent’s deadpan recitation of his lyrics is making a strong play for “video that needs to see the light of day dear god please can’t we just have something good for a change because damn we’ve been suffering too long now and that…

“At the show’s intermission a woman started yelling about him being there. She was shouting and crying and seemed to be the only sane person there.”

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

She was also great as Liz G. on The Kroll Show.

I’ve always hatred Affleck, even before he tried (and failed) to be Batman. The longer he’s in Hollywood, the more I hate him. I hope he gets diarrhea in traffic someday 

Has anyone forced her to confront her fear of vaccines, though?

Whenever I think of table reads at SNL that invovle Fallon (weirdly specific, I know, but it does come across in my mind occasionally) think of this excerpt from Tina Fey’s book:

Not really. The Spears episode had her falling in love with a homeless man played by Tracy Morgan and the two of them singing a song that contained the words “doo-doo pie.” Zach’s sketch must’ve been REALLY awful.

Ronan Farrow has position, power, money, fame, and resources... and he still BARELY got the news of a verifiable monster out to the public.  It’s chilling to consider how many Weinsteins are out there who are not being chased by a journalist in a position to catch them.

My God the amount of pissypants whining about this line.

Sorry to hear about your stroke. 

What happens [in Las Vegas] stays there, we’re frequently told, but what about the untold stories that end badly? The Hangover doesn’t really run with that idea. In fact, once it establishes its promising premise, Todd Phillips’ film doesn’t really run anywhere so much as amble... It’s a neat idea used as little more…

The movie was funny... to Adam Sandler fans.

God...fanboys are just the fucking worst thing in existence. This is a thoughtful review that dismisses the “controversy” over this movie and reviews it on the merits. It praises aspects, criticizes others, and give you a good understanding of what you are in for, all you can ask for a review. But the amount of genuine…

It’s normal to reference a director’s prior work, including when you have a low opinion of their output. This has the benefit of helping readers calibrate their reception to the review based on their opinion of the films it’s compared to.

Ledger was Nicholson without the silliness. I don’t mean that as an insult to either, but Nicholson was all joy buzzers and fun, for lack of a better word. Ledger was more about watching the world burn because that’s the joke. I personally love both.