PBR in the top five? I know it's an opinion piece, but you might be nuts.

He may have a psychological condition. He needs a therapist, not a suspension.

Second to last photo looks like he's on the phone. If he called the other douche within a couple blocks phone records should be able to narrow it down to a few hundred people.

This was a schlong time coming...

There was a decade full of "last SAABs" as GM slowly ruined them.

First thing I thought. Awesome!

Got my wife a Nissan Quest at her request.  I thought I had traded in my man card.  Instead, my son and I watch Netflix in the back as mommy carts us around the country.  My SUV friends, which mercilessly made fun of me in the past, are starting to come around.

I'm a regular Gizmodo reader, so I came here to complain about the new layout.  My opinion will be heard!!!!!

I love it!

I think it's time for a full investigation into this dash cam thing. Why are they so popular in Europe? Probably because of all the driving fails.

Fellow guys, a sex tape may sound like a good idea, but 90% of the time it ends up being a video of your bouncing hairy ass. Unless that's your thing...

This familiarity (or lack thereof) further amplifies the gap. Guys are usually more excited by (and faster with) people they hardly know. That's why casual flings should come with contracts. No clause left unfulfilled!

It's unfortunate you have such a segregated space that's intolerant of others. Seems heterophobic. What city are you in? Probably not a gay-friendly one...

Better than "18 2 OLD" would be.

Can't be true. Your flight would have crashed and burned.

The key is anonymity. So, ladies, next time call this guy...

I'm sure that excuse has worked at least once.

They had THOUSANDS of facebook likes for the two or three "profiles" I breezed through. Doubt they're from the last couple hours.

"PotentialProstitutes.com was developed to be highly visible in search engines to maximize the accessibility of the information we provide. The records for nearly all persons in our database can be accessed by searching the offenders name in Google, Yahoo and/or Bing."

I figured #1 would be "Begging For Money" since it pops up at the top year round now.