Speaking as a rape survivor, please don’t claim to be defending people like me while spouting slut-shaming garbage that boils down to “if you consented to one person seeing you naked, you consented to anyone and everyone seeing you naked.” That is the exact same bullshit logic that gets rape victims interrogated…

I’m a rape survivor. I don’t think revenge porn is quite tantamount to rape, but I think it can be pretty damn close, and that many people who are victims of both crimes may even experience the revenge porn as the worse violation, because people’s personalities and life circumstances can obviously vary greatly. I’m…

Ooh, as long as we’re doing “help with swimsuits,” I could really use some assistance on that front. I have obvious and very ugly scarring on both my chest and my back that I refuse to show in public. I’m also somewhat overweight and have big boobs, which means that roughly 99.99% of all swimsuits for my body type…

I have no idea how Weekly World News managed to exist as long as it did, but I wish it’d come back. Waiting in line at checkouts is way less fun when you can’t read important news reports like “REDNECK VAMPIRE ATTACKS TRAILER PARK!” or “BIGFOOT CAUGHT IN COLLEGE PANTY RAID!”

Jared. He lurks creepily in the background all the time, sounds awkward when he talks, and wants to (and presumably does) fuck a woman Trump clearly wants for himself. Someone really ought to check and see if he secretly has enormous knees.

Well, I’m never eating carrots again.

This is a great article, but I have to nitpick just a smidge - “being a bit impolitesse” means “being a bit rudeness.” “Rude” is just “impoli.”

I saw “the Omni” and wondered if (a) the Trumps struggle with great big three-syllable words like “omnibus” and can only recognize names of luxury hotels and (b) if her father will end up sulking about people talking about “the Omni” instead of “the Trump” specifically because of the rival hotel chain (which is,…

That she was, and thank you.

I kinda figured that if I can afford to take road trips, I might have finally gotten rid of my student loan debt anyway. (Also, I haven’t been able to afford a vacation in about a decade and my job has been super frustrating lately, so “fuck yes vacation now please” won for me today, even though “not being in debt…

I would almost certainly be dead if I hadn’t had both antidepressants and the best dog in the world. Since I lost her a few months ago (after a very long, very happy life, so I know I’m lucky, but that doesn’t make me miss her any less) and it still breaks my heart every night when I have to go to bed and there’s no…

So, in high school, I had serious back problems and couldn’t actually use a normal backpack. I had to get a piece of luggage with wheels that I could pull behind me (which got me made fun of, of course, because teenagers are little shits, but it was a whole lot better than the alternative). I now use a wheelchair, and…

Uh...did he just attempt to brag and end up strongly implying that people now say he gives terrible speeches and can’t draw a crowd despite spending a lot of money? I mean, leaving aside the part where no, I don’t actually remember anyone other than Fox News talking heads ever saying anything remotely resembling…

It is literally just an expensive rock you stick in your vagina. It is supposed to “intensify feminine energy and invigorate your life force” through its mystical vagina-rock powers. Unsurprisingly, it’s a lot more likely to intensify your odds of getting a bad bacterial infection and invigorate the possibility of…

Pentatonix. I haven’t even heard their cover, but I listened to the first 30 seconds of this one, and that’s enough for me to feel pretty confident that theirs couldn’t be worse.

There’s a certain degree of irony in the fact that you appear to be trying to refute the idea that movies and TV shows are art by suggesting that “making money” is a defining quality of art.

I think the pinnacle of insanity from our own side was when I saw someone calling for the Democrats to primary Doug Jones and replace him with a more progressive candidate. In Alabama. Where the only reason a conservative Democrat like Jones could beat a Republican in the first place was because his opponent was a…

Kris and Kim both look bizarre here. Between all the plastic surgery/fillers/Botox and the overuse of Photoshop, all I can think when I look at them is “gaaaaaaah, uncanny valley.” I get that the goal is to make it look like their concealer has “anti-aging properties,” but this photo makes it look more like it has…

“My boss disagreed slightly with me about how well three employees performed in one quarter” is a comically small sample size on which to hang a claim of gender discrimination. Hey, tech-bro dude, the whole point of “nominating” people for certain ratings is that your boss gets to make the final decision. If she were…

Pain levels from any particular health issue are extremely variable, as are people’s responses to medication - what “takes the edge off” for one person may knock another one out and do nothing whatsoever for a third. Blanket statements about the “correct” amount of pain medication to give all patients are really not…