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Yeah, there’s a nasty little corner of me that thinks, “Fuck, I’m a rape survivor and I live in severe and constant chronic pain and no one is ever going to do something like this to help me, but apparently they’ll help some dude who goes around calling women cunts.” It’s getting overruled by the larger part of me

Getting called a cunt is quite literally an everyday matter for a female public figure on the internet. Which is fucking terrible and depressing, but true nonetheless. It doesn’t particularly surprise me if Sarah Silverman has seen that garbage enough that a random person calling her a cunt doesn’t really hurt her

Jesus Christ, the trolls are out in force on this article. Did Reddit go offline for the day or something and force a bunch of sad neckbeards to come here to whine about “affirmative action” and how women are clearly just inferior?

I would probably eat a sandwich that was made of smoked salmon served on a sliced croissant if someone served one to me. You can even put some wasabi and ginger on there. Hell, even the seaweed is probably okay. I do not particularly object to the basic components of this thing. It’s the idiocy of (apparently) baking

I try to comfort myself by thinking that if we don’t all die in a nuclear war, someday, future generations may be enlightened enough to say, “Well, we have to mention that piece of shit in the history books so we don’t repeat such a horrible mistake, but we sure as shit don’t have to celebrate him” and take his

It doesn’t matter what universe you’re in. Words mean things. “Contraceptives” prevent conception. They do not terminate pregnancies, because pregnancies do not occur until after conception has already taken place. This is all “basic definitions of words” stuff. And the fact that a lot of people don’t understand this

The Trumps never cease to amaze me with how thoroughly they prove that money doesn’t buy taste. I’m sure that dress is some expensive designer shit worth thousands of dollars, but I wouldn’t buy it if it was on a clearance rack for 50 cents.

It’s probably weird to post this here, but whatever.

Same here. I tried “mindfulness” meditation, which is supposed to be meditation for people who suck at meditation, and I still couldn’t do it. My brain adamantly refuses to go to a happy place or whatever instead of continuously saying, “Oh, hey, I see you’re trying to relax and focus on something pleasant. Sounds

I have a family member who is a professor, and I’m greatly amused by her RMP reviews, all of which follow one of two basic patterns:

Holy shit.

The comment you’re replying to did not say “harassment should be treated exactly the same as rape.” Saying that harassers and rapists can all be lumped together as “pigs” says nothing at all about what the specific consequences for various forms of piggishness should be. It just says they’re all pigs, and that “Sure,

I mean, even if nothing has been done to Heather Heyer’s grave yet, Nazi scumbags have harassed her mother extensively and have vandalized Jewish cemeteries. It’s not exactly a stretch to think that one or more of them would find a way to combine their “torment grieving parents of murder victims” and “vandalize graves

Hi there. I’m a “cripple,” to use your offensive terminology. I am not “helpless,” and I am not willing to be used as a bludgeon against a woman’s right to control her own body. Besides being a disabled person (it appears that the term “disabled person” may be unfamiliar to you - it’s what we “cripples” are known as

AND WHAT’S WITH ALL THE CARROTS? WHAT DO THEY NEED SUCH GOOD EYESIGHT FOR, ANYWAY?!

It’s the “everything we sing is like ‘I love you’” that carries it over the line from “cute” to “horrifying” to me. And I say that as a musician who sings stupid shit to herself all the time - when I’ve dated fellow singers, there has definitely been some mutual singing of stupid shit, but “Hey Babe, Bring Me More

Honestly, “It’s Straight-Up Blasphemy!” could pretty much be the motto of Republican-style American evangelical Christianity.

This is a very accurate summation of how the news has been making me feel. I am very glad this wave of exposures is happening, I want it to keep happening, I want every goddamn predator on this planet publicly exposed and shamed...and I’m in hell. I already had PTSD and a great deal of difficulty believing that the

This. I’m not “making excuses” for having been raped, because I did nothing that needs to be excused. It doesn’t matter if someone got drunk and then was raped. It doesn’t matter if someone wore a short skirt and then was raped. It doesn’t matter if someone met a guy in a hotel room and then was raped. None of those

Both Donalds’ hair used to look much more brown - the elder one obviously has a hilariously terrible dye-job, but I think Don Jr. also either dyes his darker than its natural color (given his age, there’s a good chance he’s starting to get some gray hairs, and the Trumps seem to be allergic to the entire concept of