"Help! I've fallen, and I need a sex worker!"

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Yeaaaaaah, in retrospect Marvel made a really smart move when they replaced him with Don Cheadle as War Machine.

Ha, I seriously just finished ordering "The Stinky Cheese Man" for my niece's birthday! Absolute proof that we're living in the Matrix.

That's right! It sounded like bullshit bullying.

I remember reading that very early in his career the Miz did "something" that seriously pissed off the boys in the back. He was pretty much banned from the locker room, and had to change in bathrooms and closets for a while. I really don't remember where I saw it, or if there's any truth to it, but there's at least…

Marisa Tomei talking positraction? You better believe that gets my engine running.

Groot's ass is grass, and I'm gonna smoke it.

I gotcha. Though Pauli needs some love too, and I feel most human women wouldn't be able to get past his obnoxious exterior.

Rocky IV was the low point of the series?! That film won us the Cold War!

He's more Bat-Monster than Batman now…

R2-DTooSoon :(

"Umm….in the ass?"

lol wtf is showtime

After kneeing him in the groin I hope Leia said "Sorry Xizor, now your nuts are sore!"

Haha nobody has confused me with him yet, but several people have told me I look like Shia LaBeouf with a beard. I'm lucky no one has beaten me up just for looking like the guy. Hell, it takes all the restraint I can muster not to sock myself in the face whenever I see my reflection.

FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK….TO TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE!

Aquaman looks like he would clear every room with his overwhelming stench.

It is strange that it's just now getting a name. People have been using "rent a movie and chill" as an excuse to fool around for decades. Ironically, my first experience with this (YEAH-HUH, WITH A REAL LIFE GIRL!) was while watching a VHS of "Idle Hands".

What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.