Hulkamania.

Shit in toilet, barf in the sink, trashcan, or shower. Really you should've learned this in college.

Aquaman: Oh dear Posedion, Black Manta is destroying Atlantis! This is your home too! Will you not fight for it?!

Imagine how much (more) it would suck to be Aquaman if you had to reason with the fish. Much easier just to mind control them to do your bidding!

Cypher is still the real worst X-Man ever

Haha, was that the performance where, at the end, all the performers ran off-stage leaving Stevie Wonder sitting at the piano? I think it was Sisquo that realized Wonder needed help and sprinted back out there to walk him off. This feels like describing a fever dream.

Theeeeeere used to be a graying tower alone on the sea…..

I just realized, I've probably given you (and others) at least 50 likes over the years for this one very stupid, stupid joke…and I will never, ever stop.

Hey, who's got a peanut for turtle-face?

Yeah well maybe Pops should shut the fuck up about Pawn Stars for one god damn minute!

Ya know, it's pretty damn funny that Michael B. Jordan was the best part of it considering his casting as Johnny Storm seemed to be the only thing "fans" we're pissed about during production.

And she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

"It's all right, cuz they saved him a cell!"

"Remember, if you're white, keep it light. They've already been burdened enough with our shenanigans. Especially our nation's ultimate shenanigan…slavery."

I'm four episodes deep and absolutely loving it! I'm so happy for Maria Bamford, and I hope this brings her new fans. Bamford is a total BAMF!

Aww, no! Papa Lance already has a bum ticker, ya can't make him see his baby evil so soon after he just put her in the dirt! It'll kill him!

NBC goes Wolf Dick crazy

AVC BECAME ABC SO GRADUALLY YADA YADA YADA

Hey, if you pause that video you can see some pretty hardcore porn pics! THERE IS PORN ON THE INTERNET!

That's something I picked up on too. I like your idea, but my guess would be the movie will be about Peter Parker going to the Homecoming dance while Iron Man bangs Aunt May.