Haha it looks like he's peeing!

The Walking Dead wasted time on something pointless? Bullshit!

Look, AV Club, you've found someone you like and they seem to like you too. That's great! But you gotta play it cool. You can't call them four times in a row like this, they're gonna get freaked out. Play it cool, babies.

Yeah, the first being "be funny".

And who wants Arsenio Hall dead? I mean I don't want him on my tv, but I don't want him to die.

Well, that's shitty.

That Hollywood might mistreat animals to make a movie? Noooo, never.

We've tried, all he'll say is things were ruff.

I wish every country in the world would turn around and ban American immigration.

That neck wrestling was extremely awkward. Somebody hit somebody!

Haha now I'm imagining Thor and Hulk showing up at the airport, seeing all the petty mayhem going on, and they just turn around and head to a bar.

"Oh, I wasn't quite as sick as I made out." - Doc Holiday

Is this Egregious Philbin? (RIP Harris Wittels)

Oh man, when they were on CBB with Tiny and Victor I nearly died laughing.

Make it work?

Wait, wait, wait…is this Adam Quordero were talkin bout here?

TAKE OUT YA DICKS!

Give him a break he's like 90 years old.

"I'm the rappin Captain, and I'm here to say, it's fun to rap in a patriotic way!" - Captain America

Just keep repeating "Lego Batman in February, Lego Batman in February…."