"Look all you want, jabroni!" *makes pecs dance* - The Rock

I was born a little later, but the D.A.R.E. program definitely had the opposite effect on me than what was intended.

And definitely get the happy ending if it's stiff and painful.

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Ba da da da duh da dun dun…..

My dad's dyslexic and regularly calls him Sandy Amberg. At this point I think he's just doing it to mess with me, but it's gone on so long it's kinda looped back around and became funny again.

I just watched "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey" on Netflix and it still holds up! Watch that!

The womens. They make me suffering.

This was bizarre, but I think I liked it.

I heard Drew Barrymore once describe Bill Murray as an "angry clown". And I thought, "Yeah that sounds about right." Still love the guy.

I think Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino have both said their respective movies all take place in a shared universe. Then again, they probably both got that idea from comic books.

Right behind you!

Kill, kill, kill…ma, ma, Machete

So you did see that scene in Saw!

2 8 1, 3 3 oh, eight zero zero fo'!

As a long time lurker let me just say: Damn good to see you and your magnificent avatar again, Mr. Fastandsloppy!

For my office I guess the "best" surprise was the police (actual cops, not the band) showing up to arrest an intern. He had been there only a few days, and was caught on surveillance cams stealing the framed paintings from the bathrooms. They weren't expensive or even particularly good paintings either. Still can't…

I KNOW Gilbert Gottfried is legitimately funny, but I have such an instinctual feeling of repulsion whenever I hear/see him. It goes all the way back to when I was a kid and first saw him in "Problem Child". Now it's almost like an allergy; an uncontrollable, physical reaction. Yes, it's probably his voice (which I…

I saw "Step Brothers" on TV this weekend, and it was the first time I've seen it since it was in theaters. First, let me say, that movie is absolutely hilarious, and I'm not even a big fan of Will Ferrel's usual shtick. Adam Scott KILLS it as the douchey little brother, and I was crying laughing during the "Sweet…

Hehe, I love Teti, but yeah I was kinda looking forward to a meltdown. Cmon Teti, how about a mild temper tantrum for our amusement?

You made me laugh out loud, so I took the unbearable effort of logging in just to like your post!