Don’t mind politics here at all but Mario’s nipples are so relevant this week!

Never felt compelled to until this announcement!

Hurry up and name it EX Fighter already!

I think one of the issues is that we’re all within range of the original versions of these characters. I mean, the 30s and 40s are very easily within the grasp of cultural memory, so there’s very much what people can consider an ur-version of these characters. But a decade or two from now on, just like other myths, I…

(Stockholm Syndrome).

Do Future Foundation with Doom trying to run the show while Reed and Sue are away.

“and other talented women who haven’t even divorced him”

Splatterhouse 3 on Genesis. That bit where the main character’s wife turned into a monster gave me nightmares.

Yeah, as abstract concepts they’re depicted as far above gods. There was one point where Dream chose to give the Christian God’s angels the keys to hell but easily could have chosen not to..

I actually think the role is perfect for him... just not this production, bleh

Try and have fun. You’re already a great writer and you’ve clearly got great material in your brain worth sharing. I know I jump up every time one of your posts appear on Kotaku or here. You’ll figure out how to tell the stories you want to tell - just don’t make too much of your personal stakes ride on this first one!

Such delicious sacrilege.

Four player matches were bedlam in a good way! But pretty much all the modes were winners.

Wow, this is one of the most inspired contests ever.

I so desperately wanted to read someone saying this.

This requires a lot of faith to go on but... it’s the second campaign that’s great. Realm Reborn has two, as does Heavensward. Realm Reborn has some great kickass moments around the level 40 story quests but it seems like a typical evil-empire-approaching-so-we-must-all-unite narrative just with Final Fantasy dressing…

Whoops, Valyria

They’re all alone!

Dragons have eaten Targaryens in the past. I think they need to be tamed and Targaryens had the secrets to doing so from Valkyria.

Only Stannis’s sword is shiny but gives off no heat, indicating it’s an illusion, whereas Beric ignites his sword with his blood, implying a truer connection to R’ hllor... before he died for good in the books, at least.