It looks just interesting enough for me to consider doing a Kickstarter to fund typography lessons for Monolith Soft.

Sadly, it doesn’t get interesting until you’re around 4/5 through the first campaign. You only get any nuance to the whole evil conquering army stuff at the very end. ARR’s second campaign is a very intelligent story about what happens to these makeshift alliances when “evil” is defeated. Heavensward has brilliant…

I would give you a million stars if I could.

No wonder the dude’s memory is so fucked up.

Also, why has no one made the claim that working for Kotaku makes you ultra fertile?

I needed this! I’ve a 1-year-old (14 months) and I just discovered FF14. She wakes up whenever I form a party or reach a dungeon boss... But she always patiently lets me finish one boss. Still, I’ve been thinking about how things will be like in the future.

I got Guacamelee twice on PS+. First the vanilla edition, then the STC edition. That, my friend, is value.

Star Saber is such a shit name. The original series and its follow-up had appropriate names with such character. Except Jetfire. Stupid Jetfire.

I give my 12 month old the Wii U. She turns on YouTube and watches The Muppets. Then hurls the game pad to the floor. I just need it to keep working until The Breath of the Wild is out, no longer.

Nintendo, what is joy?

He definitely has a Wii U. He got a post removed once for saying “PlayStation forever” or something.

I’d love to play as the person the legend is actually about.

I just find it really hard to believe Xenoblade 2 will be out this year. If it were, this would be worth picking up this holiday season. Otherwise, there aren’t enough titles that stand out enough to warrant a purchase yet.

Did his voice change for Heavensward?

The story is extremely predictable, but the characters are charming, and carry the game. The game acknowledges archetypes and tropes - to a degree actually being about them.

I loved this game. I remember it being very hard. I thought I had finished the whole game when they told me it was time for phase 2.

The day either Nintendo or Apple stop using proprietary power ports...

Looking for a save point or worrying if checkpoints or auto save have my back because real life demands I leave right now.

That’s very close to Male. Probably the first resort that ever opened here (don’t quote me on that). It’s pretty surreal, talking to someone who’s been here on Kotaku comments. Glad you liked it!

Which part of Maldives did you go to?