There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

Saw the Exxon CEO SecState admonishing the countries for cutting ties to Qatar which is fucking hilarious. This administration sure can be an arbiter on which countries you are and are not allowed to get pissed at, right?

Is his costume more or less confusing than the phrase, “Matt Harvey, the New York Mets ace”?

he can’t read yet

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

This pathetic slander needs to stop. Craig James has never been accused of using heroin

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

I’m not saying we have bad karma for signing Jose Reyes....wait a sec, I AM TOTALLY FUCKING SAYING THAT.

It’s where they keep the emergency JackO in the event of a booking problem.

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

Mets fans, NYC Media:

Gotta be careful with interviewing David Gray after the match, though. He’s been known to Babylon and on and on...

Barry I was there and it was bad. And it makes me sick. This guy — almost single-handedly — starts to turn this franchise around in 2013, pitches the team into the god-damned World Series in 2015, and is getting booed off of the mound for a rough start to his 2016.

Guy, c’mon guy. The Giants still had to win games the MadBum didn’t appear in. Which they did. Which is why they won a WS.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…