Legendary call by Gary Cohen and Ron Darling dying in the background is the icing on the cake.

Cookbooks are a great way to get into cooking and get inspiration. But I think with enough practice, you kinda figure out all the techniques and flavor combinations that work and be able to create your own dishes to the point where you’re not sweating over the exact tablespoon amount of a certain spice or the cooking…

They were probably just confused what game he was talking about. Everyone in Toronto knows there’s no hockey after March.

Makes sense why he kept shouting “hit the showers”

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

I worked as a courtesy clerk (bag boy) for two summers and I never ceased to be amazed by how bad baggers are at my local store. I can line up everything perfectly, so all you have to do is bag the items as they come down and they’ll still be like, “Yeah, I’ll just put this loaf of bread underneath this back of ground…

Still waiting for Deadspin to post the audio of the best fans in baseball welcoming Heyward back.

So the fact that it’s almost definitely sending its participants to an early, demented grave and its players keep beating the shit out of women don’t factor in at all?

I don't think Ice House and Red Dog count as microbrews.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

I dispute the integrity of any survey of this kind that does not rank Olive Garden as last.