The Miller cycle is what happens when I drink a Lite, a Genuine Draft, a High Life, and a Red Dog during a Brewers game.

Shitpost Saturday?

Yes, and I’m making a “can’t hear you” joke.

What?

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skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

I think that’s my biggest pet peeve about the Z31 generation, that it doesn’t “perfectly hold those 240Z proportions”.

When I look at an old Ferrari and then I look at the Fiero kit car remake of that same Ferrari it’s crazy how, more or less, it’s pretty damn similar in details and proportions, yet it fails to look…

YOU”RE TELLING ME SUBARU LIED????

There’s a place in Bellevue, WA. that can do good car cakes. This was my wedding cake. It was hot out, so there were some components failing by the evening, but no bad for frosting.

Subaru is now basically what Volvo used to be. Selling solid wagons on the basis of family safety.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

It looks to me like a rebadged version of the Freestyle / Taurus X.

You are wrong. This has been thoroughly discussed and a decision has been rendered. The LeSabre is the perfect old, cheap car.

This guy knows what’s up with his $350 car.

six dads? who is this person

But does it leak oil and smell like gas? I’m specifically looking for a car that leaks oil and smells like gas.

$200, for a very temporally appropriate 1985 Ford F250 with the 300 I6: https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/6057532214.html

There‘s a first-place tie for about 1000 rigs, all listed for $1.

He could even make an Isuzu look good. Damn good.