Good for you, Catt Sadler. And E! will undoubtedly replace her with someone younger, willing to break into the industry, for less money. Sigh.

Nice try, Inbal.

Oh my God. The monocle. The money bag. I love this person so much. This is just delightful.

Joke’s on us, Meghan’s gonna embarrass us all by choosing a see thru Pnina Tornai.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

My vote goes to Amanda Werner for trolling the Equifax Senate hearing dressed as the Monopoly dude.

I remember watching the scene where he calls his mom almost crying because he’s one french fry too many and all I could think was what a little bitch.

NO ONE comes off looking good in that story. She waxes poetic about his mundane movie taste, how awkward and unattractive he is, his awful performance, and most importantly, lies about her age- by omission of course, and so does he.

the great, viral New Yorker story about a college student who has a disgusting (but terrifyingly ordinary) sexual episode with an entitled misogynist bad sex with a guy.

America: “Man, the White House is getting pretty trashy, what with Omarosa trying to break into the residence and the president watching TV all the time while leaving oreos and diet coke cans everywhere”

I don’t care for Taylor Swift’s music but if you’re going to claim she used feminism to make herself famous and rich you should probably throw in that she also used her song writing skills to create music that appeals to millions, marketing skills that keep her in the headlines, and from what I read, artistic and…

I think I figured out why Time labeling Taylor Swift as one of the whistle blowers is so goddamn annoying.

The year is 2017 and everyone you’ve ever liked or admired is garbage.

If you lived in Poland, circa 1939, you could have Hitler or you could have Stalin.

a b’racha l’vatalah is a blessing said in vain. Usually, you say a traditional blessing, but then do not do the action associated with it. In a teaching situation, as with children, it is fine to say the blessing (for example, over the Hanukkah even when it’s not Hanukkah and when you aren’t going to light the…

I was thinking more like this:

The shit is that stuff on his teeth? He looks like one of the Gorrillaz had a salad for lunch.

I need to cleanse my ears with A Tribe Called Quest after listening to one of that guy’s “songs”. Damn I feel old now.

Trust me, I’m 24 and a big rap fan, and I still feel out of it with these people. I can handle people like Yachty and Uzi to a certain extent, but dudes like this or Lil Pump make me cringe. Stop letting these stupid kids with a billion face tattoos, stupid hair and trash bars get famous.

Other weird thing that happens as you get older is your feet get bigger. I’ve worn the same size shoes for 30 years, and as of last year I’m a half size bigger. Alas, same can not be said of penis.