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John Stamos looks great. He’s still fifty-four years old. And I bet he’ll feel about 100 years old after some time spent looking after a newborn, despite a younger wife, access to nannies, etc - that first year of sleep deprivation is a killer. I wished that I had more youthful energy when I was pacing the floors with

You couldn’t pay me enough to hang out with most of these douchebags.

Are you really arguing that white women have it harder than women of color? Let me go get you that participation trophy from the oppression olympics.

I for one can’t wait for something, ANYTHING, to happen. my liver and kidneys can’t take any more abuse.

only one illegitimate child?? I bet per Evangelicals it’s ok.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

“Scab” is an old timey union word but had its origins in the 1700s. So you’re not THAT old!

 If it’s not one thing it’s another, amirite? whispers Kris Jenner to herself, softly, while counting her money.

This cannot be said enough. There are plenty of Democrats who are addicted to corporate money. We need to vote in the right people, not a party.

My gun-toting, bible-thumping, gay-hating, Trump-supporting step-dad got fired from his job last week because heavy snowfall prevented him from getting to work for 2 straight days (I know, I know, mostly horseshit excuse). Even when he does have steady work, he and my mom usually need extra help via her social

No, his father knew he was an idiot and wouldn’t give him money until he died. Then, because his father was right, the idiot lost all of it and ended up so deep in debt that no US bank would talk to him. Thankfully for the idiot, the European banks with ties to Russia figured it would be fun to own the idiot for

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

That was a misprint. It’s actually a “hooker bar” and for obvious reasons they have asked for discretion.

I’m surprised.,,,,

ALSO the word in the theatre community in NYC is that Billy actually was a pretty stand-up guy in that entire situation. Supposedly Mary-Louise Parker was (is?) an absolute nightmare and she fucked him over many times during their relationship. He could have trashed her when all the nastiness went down but he kept his

Now that I read into this Tristan dude, there have been red flags all over! Dude was caught making out and motor boating (jfc) two woman back in October. I’m guessing Khloe realizes. I’m mean, how could she not? On another note, but similar...Naomi better watch out! I believe Billy left his pregnant wife (Mary-Louise

“Mumma won’t let me play outside because of the consumption, I told her that don’t want to play with the governess all day! That’s why I pushed her over the railing just like I did to the last one, she didn’t wake up either. I hope my new governess is better.”

Yikes, I’m not sure if I’ve never actually taken a good look at Zuckerberg or if the stress is getting to him. He’s got some full on “sick Victorian child” pallor happening.

I used to wait on her at a sushi bar in Asheville. She was very nice and down to earth.

Also, why’s he gotta be so insecure about his height? I’m the same height as him and would never think of trying to make myself appear taller. Makes me trust him less than I already did.