I have a reason to share this now.

Apparently 45 was watching coverage of this on FOX. 

Not just that, but the FBI was so serious they raided his hotel room as well as his office in case he was hiding more shit offsite.

It’s so strange how fathers are never to be punished for abortions. I’m sure it’s just a right-wing oversight.

As they say: Hurt people hurt people.

Creepy is the only way I can describe the whole premise of this movie. Ick.

People still go to Tony Robbins seminars? I thought he turned into one giant fossilized tooth years ago.

I’m going to bet on next Friday at 7:12 AM, when Trump sends an irate tweet from the bathroom. Pruit isn’t even going to be next to go, because next week a mid-level staffer is going to be resign after it’s leaked that he failed to disclose a conviction for embezzling from a children’s charity.

My first thought was: his new movie is set in 1990s/early 2000s. and he is only using a flip phone because it’s relevant to that period.

He didn’t actually retire. He’s going to be in a movie about a famous actor who retires from acting and starts riding the subway like a regular guy, and he’s also sick of all the media saturation that people subject themselves to on a daily basis, spending all their time staring at screens instead of interacting with…

It takes me weeks back in Brooklyn to recover.

I can’t hate on the store for posting this, whoever blew smoke in the employee’s face is a real piece of shit.

Never forget:

I eagerly await the headline, “Jared Leto in a Coma Following Savage Beating Outside Missouri Truck Stop.”

This.

Kids I want to write tell-all books:

I usually go for the reform route for all criminals but in this case fuck them. Put them in a North Korea style camp where they are chained up in a way so they cant sleep. put them in a cell where they cant lie down but also cant stand upright. People like this cant be reformed they need to be isolated from society…

How can you look at a child and think “well I’m going to make $250 off of that, fuck what happens to her”? That’s a special kind of evil. All parties involved with the sale, rape and murder of this girl should be in prison for life. And that’s being nice...

how thrilled do you think meghan is that she no longer has to run a blog or curate birch boxes?