This is also an excellent solution to minimize drunk driving.

I save gas by going faster. That way, I get where I’m going more quickly and my vehicle spends less time burning gas.

Especially one with more than 10 bus stop benches to his credit.

If you love your 16-year old daughter, you would threaten their 29-year old real estate agent boyfriend with a gun.

it really doesn’t matter - even if he fired the gun he’d miss wide right

It makes one wonder where their mind is at, just how Freudian that slip was.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

They probably want to show it on Highly Questionable or SportsNation.

It’s one thing when a lefty is facing the other way, but stealing home off a right-handed pitcher?!? All props to Lolo, but this is kind of on Ramos too, no?

Sister Jean’s Delinquent Cousin:

I look forward to his apology press conference.

If only there was a joke I could make about keeping a shuttlecock up for such a long time.

Or, he’s flopping around like a Chilean Sea Bass. Am I right? Ha!

To be fair, the defender was clearly TRYING to trip him, and from his angle, the ref saw the defender’s leg whipping across, and the attacker falling.

Well, this is as good an excuse as I’m going to get to post one of the all-time-great late-night appearances by one of the all-time-great comics.

For me, the reactions of the girlfriend really stood out to me, not that anything about it wasn’t shocking. Rather just her non-chalant reactions made it clear that she was completely used to him doing stuff like that, which is just chilling.

I have no idea why, but something about the way he keeps putting the glasses he just punched off her face back on her is as deeply disturbing as the actual physical violence, like it’s some extension of a need for control or the like.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Dejan Lovren tried to defend Carragher’s actions on Saturday but instead somehow found a way to concede another goal.