(Ted Kacyzinski tries to shank ultra high security prison guard)

I mean it is still a joke, just at the expense of a dead person.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

This whole thing would have been cleared up a helluva lot quicker if Venus had just used a challenge.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

“That gets you ratchets, wrenches, screwdrivers....”

“That gets you ratchets, wrenches, screwdrivers....”

We’re 2 years from a Toronto-Edmonton final. Prep your bunkers, NBC.

A lot of thefts in the locker rooms these days? Why’d he bring his wallet out onto the court in the first place?

In effect, then, NBC has taken what was a single great product and sliced it into two unsatisfying parts, making it worse, more expensive, and less convenient than the previous unified whole.

President Hoover started with a volleyball. Nice small dent in the sand.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

Why are these moron bros killing themselves in the first 200 feet, then? Jog it out for the first two hundred and then turn on the gas.

For once, the AJC actually proving itself useful here.

I had to watch this whole postseason on NBC, with Doc Emrick yowling at me, but I didn’t realize til this how much I miss being able to watch the playoffs on HNIC as God intended.

You know Nashville has arrived as a real hockey market when they start yelling at Mike Milbury on air and boo Gary Bettman when he steps on the ice with the Cup.

You bastard

Usain Bolt’s side gig

^ humanity’s last words before the machines twist the knife