I did some math. I took a map of Turner Field with the distances from home plate to the wall measured and figured out that on my map 1 pixel was 1.6 feet.

Short haired sporting dogs (Vizslas, GSPs, Weimaraners, Engilsh pointers) are the best dogs. Sorry all other dog owners... you don’t know.

Matt Harvey seems unhappy about his new role within the organization.

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Did this say Mike Comrie a minute ago or am I losing my got damn mind?

Pfft, Vlad would’ve crushed that one for a stand-up double.

As a Pens fan, I was trying to delude myself into thinking a repeat Cup was possible, but the defense is so decimated that it looks unlikely to occur. The Senators are not underdogs in this series no matter how much Guy Boucher wants to try to play that card. That the Penguins got this far is more of a testament to…

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Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

Not officially. By the time we get into Brookline and Boston there are already cops at most intersections. In the burbs, not so much.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Apparently he did get him a suspended sentence.

If they can prove his innocence here, combined with his recent acquittal on the double murder rap, that could go a long way to getting his conviction for the Odin Lloyd murder overturned and make him a free man.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Time to drop him from my keeper league, I guess.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Over his head? Part of you needs glasses.

This is a banner day for human pieces of shit everywhere.

So in the end, he murdered Odin Lloyd for NOTHING?

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.