Y’all have never been to CHURCH. It’s called laying hands.

I doubt its in the east. The trees don’t look right. It’s definitely not in facking wusster.

I didn’t know Albert Pujols was Jewish.

You think he’s been to a game in the past few years? I would guess he could pull it of anonymously, as long as he didn’t wear headphones.

She really made Sauerbrunn look like an ass.

Is Phelps wearing a mer-man suit?

I got a sold out message. Great deal, though.

I got a sold out message. Great deal, though.

I doubt Nicole and Ron took the time to verbalize the accusation as they were being stabbed.

The hissing after the shots are very satisfying.

In this instance I think not blocking the plate made it worse. After this still, instead of moving in front of the plate, the catcher twists to make the tag and gets hit mid-twist. If I knew anything about physiology, I’d say something about spine alignment.

Is 191 RBI the most untouchable offensive stat in baseball? 165 for Manny in ‘99 is the closest.

As someone who in college thought about being a cameraman, but couldn’t follow a high school football pass, damn that camera man is good. (First video, especially.)

In fairness, the writers of the show had no pages to base their writing on.

I liked it when I was a kid and it was square and they served two on a long piece of cardboard.

My dad was so pissed is was named after Turner and not Hank Aaron.

Do you think its so staged that their actually imitating Griffey and the person sitting next to him with his hand over his face? They both do the finger/hand over their face.

Does (did) Turner Field count from the nineties?

Curt Schilling would have drilled him in the back pocket because that selfie’s don’t belong in the game.

Nah, just keep them out of the Hall of Fame.

It looked like her kneecap was halfway up her thigh.