A necessary correction. Ratcheting wrenches are the shit.

A necessary correction. Ratcheting wrenches are the shit.

I think the Malkin/Crosby comparison is apt. Unless the Oilers can steal a cup next year, it’ll be four or five years before they are able to skate a bottom six that is Cup worthy. But it will be worth it. No way a McDavid/Draistl combination doesn’t get at least one.

I’m in Time Warner/Spectrum country (so that’s the cable company I hate.) I hate Comcast because they own the Flyers. So above Isis.

It’s all Comcast’s fault.

This should be filed under Regressing. They also regressed with hockey, the NHL on NBC games were originally streamed in totality. Then they limited the free stream to 45 minutes (which was do-able, you could feasibly watch a period in a half if you turned the stream off during intermissions.) Then it was five. Not…

Man, kids today have so much more to masturbate too than I ever did.

The Marlins did this with Jose Fernandez’s jersey last year. It did not, however, result in confusing hilarity. Just learning now that the NHL Panthers did the same thing - http://www.sportingnews.com/nhl/news/florida-panthers-jose-fernandez-jersey-miami-marlins/wtvs8jgnnl9q15xpwb5nk9uxm

Based on your research I have done a little sleuthing on my own. He’s probably from Tech or UGA, Georgia Southern doesn’t have a men’s track squad and Georgia State hasn’t updated their website since 2013. I think I have narrowed it down to this guy: http://www.ramblinwreck.com/sports/m-track/mtt/avery_bartlett_980050…

Thank you for doing math that I am to lazy to do.

How fast is The Freeze? Olympic qualifier, medalist, collegiate champion? Anybody broken it down yet?

I think it’s too early to throw in the towel on this season not being as intricately linked to the others as one and two were. Mr. Wrench now. And earlier Billy Bob (Malvo) narrated an episode.

I’m confused, did his balls not pop out when he did the split? I assumed that is what the headline meant.

I’d like to see the overhead when the camera angle switches and the ball bounces of the defenders midsection.

Comrie is Fisher’s DUFF.

Flyers or Caps?

I’d say this was a big deal, but as a Christian, I’m not supposed to listen to women pastors.

It does seem like game 3 was the breaking point for the defense, but I thought the same thing after game 6 of the Caps, so I have a smidgen of optimism. At least we took out the Caps.

Eric O’Flaherty is still with the Braves?

“Maybe there are more men than women at the game, and maybe the Oilers have the data to prove it.”

To be scientific, this data should also include the number of Labatt’s drank during the game by each gender.

For some reason I have a logistics question: Is the route already blocked off to traffic when you do the midnight ride?