Hey basically does play Michael Bluth full time

CORRECTION: $15, I’M SEEING THIS SHIT AT **NIGHT** AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!!!!!!

It would be a meeting with genuinely smart folks you can’t bullshit. He’d know that they knew he was stupid.

I mean Dubya* relied on Cheney to run everything, and that worked out great for everyone.

To be fair, he has the attention span (as well as the hands) of an overstimulated toddler. It probably takes him six days to wrap his mind around what is supposed to be one daily brief.

I’ve said it here before but I’ll say it again: people who pose for photos with animals they just killed are sick in the head.

I am feeling the same way. I rage cried alone the other night in the shower. I feel like I’m malfunctioning.

Every day I go to bed angry, and wake up angrier.

What kind of psycho shoots a giraffe?

She spoke at the RNC for him. She supported his candidacy frequently.

Eh, it’s hardly the first time a daughter has filled the role, but usually it’s because the president was a widower (Jefferson, Van Buren). I read that John Tyler’s daughter-in-law stepped in when his wife was too ill. (She died while he was in office and he subsequently married a much-younger woman.)

I know absolutely nothing about Tiffany Trump aside from the fact that they treat her like she’s Jan Brady or Meg Griffon. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if she’s the only one of them that is sane and didn’t vote for that rotting orange husk.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

I just feel actively bad all the time

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?

You’re equating beauty and nudity with this logic. Aren’t swimsuits only part of a pageant contest?

I didn’t really think Kanya and Kim were going to divorce (yet), but Cheban’s post now has me convinced it’s going to happen any minute.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.