I was worried my love for this show would wane since i’m pregnant & can’t drink while watching it, but this is a delightful hot mess.

Or when she said Katie and Tom getting a prenup made sense for *them*, but *we* didn’t need one because we’re so in love.

Marmots of Murder

YES I saw it ahahaha I thought they were getting their own spinoff for a minute.

OH ALSO, the internet is broken but I hope everyone caught that VERY uncomfortable ad starring Brittany and Jax for “The Arrangement”

She either had some sort of premonition about him leaving her or she gave him the idea to clean out her bank account. Either way, I found that moment to be fucking hilarious.

“According to Shapiro, Trump said he does plan to address the issue in his remarks tonight, which is sure to be relaxing and reassuring experience for everyone.”

You can literally watch Shay plot his getaway all season.

mentally, physically, ideologically, politically, temperamentally...you name a ly, and he’s unfit for it.   

My favorite moment was when Scheana was all “What, are you going to clean out my bank account?” to Shay, he responds “Maybe?”... but then actually that’s what he did.

He is not mentally fit for the job.

Can we talk about the *real* pressing issue to come out of this episode?

A cloud full of detritus. Shag rugs are hard to keep clean.

You have to be soooooo rich to have an all-white apartment with two small children. (They are not small now, but they were when they first got it and decorated it.) At first I felt bad for the kids, but then I felt bad for the maids/nannies who must keep the apartment immaculate.

It needs a really grubby Labrador to race around and make it look more homely.

It was an understandable misread of Warren Beatty’s confusion given the tendency of presenters to goof around a bit so they can build tension.

She both mesmerizes and terrifies me.

I’ll never understand the allure of all-white. It would feel like living in an institution.

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.