Here’s what confuses me...

Um, we weren’t born yesterday. Chances that taking a pic with your two friends, also wearing “K” sweaters, was an accident? 0.000001%.

Accountability is for nerds

As they unironically stand in front of a stop sign. Jesus, if this country makes me face palm any harder it will initiate nuclear fusion.

In front of a lit up “STOP” sign no less. Not that these fools should need a sign from the universe to reconsider their actions.

It’s amazing how far we keep expanding the boundaries of what counts as “not racist.” It used to be, “If you’re not lynching people, displaying swastikas displaying KKK imagery, it’s not fair to call it racist!” Now it’s “It’s not fair to call displaying swastikas or KKK imagery racist! Those things happen…

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

“The mother of one of the male cheerleaders in the photograph told WDAF that there was “no racial motivation and the boys were simply taking pictures in sweaters they have had for a long time.””

One of the things I like about getting older is that I no longer have any feeling that I ought to go somewhere with hundreds/thousands of other people and mill around uncomfortably for hours waiting for something that will inevitably be anticlimactic. But I enjoyed this peek at terrifying parade balloons of…

The Kenny G Little Pigs is the scariest children’s story.

I was looking at the numbers and, with the amount of people who voted for her in places like Cali and NYC, it’s perfectly possible that millions of more people voted for her while she still lost the election.

I think the children who wore these Halloween costumes in the 20s and 30s wouldn’t even flinch at those parade floats (Okay, they might at Kenny G)

I mean she literally has nothing left to lose while the country is standing to lose everything.

I could see and hear him doing it - hilarious. Even if he said it to me, i’d laugh. Maybe that guy he played on 30 Rock, who gets away with everything because he’s so good-looking, wasn’t fiction after all.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

A dinner party that includes Jon Hamm, Jack Nicholson and Kathy Griffin sounds like the 3rd circle of hell.

You forgot the obvious one. Booze.

Whew. Going through the World Service Authority’s website is a trip. It’s a time capsule to early 2000s web design, for one. The site is filled with paeans to making a better world but when you really get down to it? They’re lefty Sovereign Citizens, except they’ve come up with the “brilliant” idea of charging people…