Welcome to the new American Monarchy. Welcome your ruling family. Welcome to Hell.

I signed my relative’s name. He’s in jail.

I have no clue, but it was some colossal bullshit. She was mad, but let it roll off because you know, wedding. I continue to be angry to this day on her behalf.

AND when he pronounced them as married, he called them “Mr. and Mrs. Hisfirstname Hislastname” even though they had a lengthy discussion at the rehearsal where she had explicitly told them she did not want that.

My dad was adopted. It’s not the genetics that creeped me out - it’s the inherent distaste that comes from being desired by someone I knew well as a family member since birth (they moved away which is why I hadn’t seen them for a few years).

Yeah, this strikes me as pretty mild. Whereas at my friend’s wedding last year, the minister mentioned during the ceremony that he has presided over her older sister’s wedding, and then made some pointed comments about her younger sister & YS’s boyfriend not being engaged yet. Like, dude, stay on topic here.

I’m almost embarrassed to write this: one Thanksgiving, my cousin tried to set me up with her brother (also my cousin). I hadn’t seen them for years and the brother leered at me all day. When his sister tried to gauge my interest in him, I was like: what! we are cousins! Her reply was that we were only 2nd cousins and…

Americans seem to think this would be a major issue, but we go for much more subtle racism in the UK than “No you cannot marry a biracial woman.” Prince Philip would certainly say something nasty about it, but no one’s going to forbid it outright. Class would be a much bigger factor, though I think she gets a free…

A little googling confirms that there’s no way Harry is marrying (or will be allowed to marry) Meghan Markle.

Maybe my threshold for embarrassment is a lot higher, because this is mild. Even for a Prince in public.

i can’t imagine the amount of panic she must have felt knowing how far away she was from her husband in what could arguably be his biggest time of need. breaks my heart for both of them.

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

That plagiarism isn’t even good. The Kylie version looks so amateurish. Not that it’s an excuse if something ripped off is done better, mind you.

I did that kind of shit years ago during my Granola Mom Phase. I’m over it.

I KNOW I CAN DO IT. I JUST DON’T FEEL LIKE IT.

Next you’ll be telling me to make my own guac. No thanks, Jeb!

don’t challenge my ability to pay $6.99 for mediocre hummus!

That’s sort of too fucking bad for him. Don’t have sex with teenagers while married if you are so concerned about your image. Fuck Ford.

Not going to lie but I would have gone “lawyer” too.

It surprised me. But I guess I am one of those naive people who think 34 year old married men shouldn’t be fooling around with 19 year old women with obvious emotional issues.