Billy Bush has always been insufferable. Good riddance!

Bush is a Bush. He’ll be recycled into a Fox News pundit of some kind. Or get work from Breitbart.

i don’t think pence has a choice but to tough it out to the end, his career is fucked and finally i feel some sort of cosmic equilibrium being brought back to this fucked up world.

I wish he’d had a spoon in that cup of coffee he could just stir and stir and stir.

Al Roker is kind of a national treasure.

I’m only asking for a friend.

Counterpoint: is a pathetic sycophant desperately trying to get closer to wealth and fame really a friend?

She’s not going anywhere. She worked for Todd Akin during the “legitimate rape” comments and didn’t leave him.

Unless he does get busted using the n-word on tape repeatedly?

I’m stealing this, bud. But I’m warning you first, I’m not just gonna grab it.

“For reasons well known to them”

I feel like if that happens, Ivanka would give Tiffiany a decent cut. Noblesse oblige (everyone is peasant in Ivanka’s eyes) and all that.  

“forgot” He’s pulling a Joan Crawford. She’ll know why.

Two things:

GROSS

I’m giving this a creepy factor of + 100000000.

Just a PSA for the night

this is fucking terrifying.

“Ivanka, Ivanka, Ivanka!”

Here’s hoping this becomes be perfect metaphor for America in 2016. I’m so ready to get out of the grill of this fucking clown car.