I like Kendall because she’s an awkward tomboy, but I like shading Kylie.

I don’t care much what Kate is doing, but I care who that young man in the picture with her is. I care very much. Tell me what he is doing, please.

By using her crack PR team, of course.

Frankly, I think the same thing about Kate Moss.

She will probably build a very powderful empire

Right? My dad loves her, and when I point out her many “flubs” (Santa being white and whatnot), he just digs his heels in more, causing some arguments between the two of us.

But every now and then, she does something awesome, which my father lords over me, as if a broken clock isn’t right twice per day.

That kind of thing is why it’s confusingly. She’s capable of being so great and standing up to a lot of shit but then she’s also a vapid idiot who endorses some damaging conservative values.

I’m always reminded of this New Yorker Andy Borowitz headline whenever Megyn Kelly does anything reasonable. I do truly resent it.

“Confusingly loveable”

Right? Why didn’t anyone call him before? I mean, somebody should’ve totally called him before.

Thank god. Sean Hannity is the real victim in this election, and now he has gotten some justice.

I’m just glad that someone finally called Sean Hannity.

check outs tbh bc magellan was funded by the spanish government and if there is ONE THING that johnson hates more....

I’d say Tolkien is probably a great frame of reference I can’t imagine him being too familiar with Magellan.

Idealism man. Corrupt 2 party system. The lesser of two evils is still evil. Weed. Big government Obama is going to take my hard earned white man freedoms. Don’t tread on me. Taxes are violence. Something something something leave it to the states. That’s all I’ve got. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love that his pitch is “Why settle for the lesser of two evils when you can pick me?” and the MAJORITY of his appeal to his supporters is “Well, he’s not the other two, so I guess I’ll settle on him...”

Yeah, come on people! A third-party vote is a vote for Trump!

How. HOW. HOW IS THIS GUY SO POPULAR. He seems like he’s even more popular that Nader was, and Nader actually deserved it (even if he did kind of help get the worst president ever elected...).

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.