“I haven’t shaved your back in like 2 weeks!” If that isn’t love...

I cried while watching that moment. You could see in Joe’s eyes that he was genuinely conflicted about his daughter’s sadness. It also breaks my heart that they call her fat.

*fingers crossed*

I wonder if Jacqueline is going to accuse Teresa of trying to kill her in her sleep with a butter knife. God, I hope so.

“FUCK NO” is probably the best response to whatever Bieber is contemplating.

I like that one too. No fuss, just straight to the point. heheheh, get it? straight to the point? hehehehe.

Ok I’ll see myself out.

“Satchels of gold rhinestones!”

It’s not a simple corporate bankruptcy. They personally embezzled money out of the company so they wouldn’t have to pay creditors, including charities. All their businesses seem to be tied to charities in some way so it’s probably an old m.o.

No, it’s pretty clear how much she worships her father. I think he teases her a lot because that’s his way of showing affection but with children it can be hurtful. Milania has a strong personality so people probably think she’s made of stone when she’s still a child and quite sensitive. I felt really sad hearing that…

No. their relationship is sweet and the whole thing is heartbreaking.

I think (and this is totally speculation) that Jacqueline has a pill problem. She has erratic behavior and when she starts drinking, she becomes mean.

Joe is a garbage person but he’s not a terrible dad. Excuse me, I need to go retch at the thought of saying something that can be construed as almost nice about Joe Giudice.

I found Milania and Joe’s relationship really sweet last night. Am I ill?

I wish Jacqueline was a good villain. She can’t even muster up that. Even worse that she thinks her legal problems are more regal or something. You’re still a mess, girl.

I still don’t understand why she had to call Teresa’s brother btw. Especially since minutes before that she was talking about not living in the…

I’d watch the shit out of that

Does this mean we won’t get a remake of The Ten Commandments starring Channing Tatum as Moses?

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

I always trust a comedian’s word. Dr. Huxtable has never let me down-wait...