I believe she’s his kid because she looks like both of them. I don’t believe she was conceived naturally because I don’t think they did sex.

They both imploded because of the overexposure and general craziness but Tom is a producer, he’s incredibly charming and has a huge following all over the globe so it was an easier comeback. With Katie, I don’t think she was even missed.

She’s not a very good actress. She was given some great opportunities but she never lived up to the hype. She was only ever good in Pieces of April but looking back I think it was more the result of everyone else involved in the project elevating her performance. I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek so I don’t know what she…

At least my wisdom via the numerous comments I’ve made on Gawker will be preserved for the ages. Primitive peoples after the 5th Atomic War 400 years hence will have the benefit of my timeless words. In the end, isn’t that enough to sustain civilization? Surely, that’s worth more than a paltry $135 million.

This was their recent exchange:

She and Justin Beiber got into an instagram feud because he asked people to stop threatening his new girlfriend, and she accused him of not caring about his fans as much as she does, and then accused him of cheating, and then he accused her of cheating and then made his instagram private.

At least they won’t have to stop bashing Donald Trump.

Does he hate himself that much???

YES. But I forgive you.

Is it wrong to find him attractive this way?

Excellent point. The only way for Trump to be the smartest person in the room is to hire people who are profoundly and / or willfully ignorant.

I believe I have a pet unicorn! Man, I shoulda thoughta this years ago!

I believed I would lose weight without diet and exercise, so it will happen right?

Luckily for me, I believe I am owed several million dollars and because I believe it, it's true right?

I hate when people say shit like that. It’s up there with “do something you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”.

She can have as many boyfriends as she wants at the same time .

definitely swoon worthy.

I once tweeted Neko that her on the Middle Cyclone cover was my patronus charm.....she replied saying it was the dorkiest thing she had ever heard and that she loved it. I died.

I never got to meet my crush...

At a campaign rally in Ohio yesterday, Trump questioned Clinton’s “judgment, stability, and temperament,” adding that she “lacks the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS.”