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I’m not even mad about the donuts and the hating America comment anymore. I kind of hate America right now, too. Girl travels all over the country to perform and probably caught onto how terrible we all are way before the shit hit the fan. Bitch is prescient.

I am a Millennial. Barely. Born in 83 and I think the cutoff is 80? I have voted in most elections that I was eligible to, with the exception of one or two midterm elections. (Now, I realize the importance of voting midterm.) I care about politics, I have a few friends, also woman, who care about politics. But, I can

I need him back in front of the camera so I can get my random interjection of this:

I’m glaring at the snow in my backyard now.

I can’t even smoke weed right now because of how fucking upset I am right now.

Obviously if the train is coming you won’t have time, but if you are ever pushed or fall in while conscious, run as fast as you can to the far end of the platform. Gives the conductor more time to slow down and there’s a ladder you can actually climb up.

Fuck Perez. We all know Lindsay Lohan has issues. His delight in those issues is gross.

That person is so a man. There’s no doubt in my mind. It’s like the people that spew the most racist shit and then says they’re black.

Nope—didn’t mean “the opinions of women who have internalized rape culture and use it to do their part in reinforcing it on others.” That we should dismiss. Which I did, and is presumably why you’re replying to yourself.

Nope. Liberal women don’t go into conservative spaces for recreational fun. It’s idiotic and any sentient being would know she’d have a bad time. It’s only conservatives who misunderstand “fun” and “humor” as “try to make other people uncomfortable, await laughter or complain about oppression.”

He should strongly consider Ron Swanson for a costume some year!

My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

Well, then, you go ahead and do that. I’m not interested in being all that helpful or temperate to someone who, instead of asking a question in a manner that expresses a willingness to have their mind changed, posts a statement that makes them sound like a unempathetic douche. I guess I ‘fail to see’ how anyone can

Anyone, sex workers included, has the right to say no, whenever they want, including when they’re on the clock. Sex worker =/= sex slave. Also, what’s your profession? Can I come over and bug you for goods or services while you’re not at work? Can I do so repeatedly after you’ve told me to bugger off? No? Oh, well, I

All of them are real except “Next begins with you” because certainly intellectual elites would know “Next” begins with an “N”.

Baby carrot!

His actions are truly baffling to people who haven’t had to deal with NPD (or didn’t know there was a name and a “logic” to it). THAT’S BECAUSE THEY DEFY LOGIC. That’s the ENTIRE point of their actions— just think about how you would act if you didn’t understand the perspectives of others, in any way.

Really? My favorite Trumpism so far from the Trump dittoheads has been, “You must have a really violent, dark imagination to take what he said that way.” Aaararaagraragh, just typing that made my blood pressure spike...