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If you base your “allyship” and “feminism” on what internet commenters say, you were never either.

I hate men.

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didn’t see the show as a sign of the impending fall of Western civilization, or 22-minute chiaroscuro of the vapid nature of celebrity.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Support is “I love my son and am committed to getting him qualified help and helping him to be better in the future.” It is not calling sexual assault “twenty minutes of action” that “wasn’t violent.”

It also reeks of insecurity. He goes on about wanting to work with “proper film actors,” but it’s abundantly clear from his comments that he actually has very little experience working with experienced actors. Both Once and Sing Street were cast with young, inexperienced, unknowns. So Knightley and Ruffalo are the

If you plan on visiting a Zika-infected region in the near future, the World Health Organization now recommends that you follow safe sex practices or remain abstinent for at least eight weeks after you return.

My goodness Jezebel, I have been reading you in support for many years but fuck—its a bit exhausting to hear a loud and cynical cackle that is a headline like this. Can we not acknowledge that people are involved with their own evolution in a way that should be accepted and received in at the very least, applause by

I think it pretty much boils down to being a lunatic or a hypocrite. If you really, truly believe that God exists and he gave you the Bible, you can either 1. Follow every weird, hateful, bizarre thing it says to do, and yes, even the New Testament has plenty (making you a lunatic) or 2. Pick what you want to follow

I want all.of her dresses from a show

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

I know how Charlize feels. My posts would get more stars if I wasn’t so hot.*