He is definitely Wild Woody

Because it sounds important while making it sound like their becoming has-beens is entirely of their own choice and doing, not because they got kicked to the curb for being stupid.

Or depth madness-induced suicide pacts.

I SAID "LUNCH", NOT "LAUNCH"!!!
*L&O bumper noise*

It's more interesting than their recent stuff, for sure

…THE AV CLUB

The Mooch is available!

One of my favorite U2 bootlegs!

No, it'll probably be a complete fucking mystery to them.

“disgraceful and offensive to me, my family and our entire team.”

Their music is beautiful and Stipe's voice is so often a deal-breaker

Can't be caring at the liquor store.

It's my True Form.

Brie's a very fair woman.

who do you think invented Kinja

Aw, I was betting on that these small, pretty insignificant leaks would shut down production indefinitely.

Don't worry. They'll start a nuclear war, that'll get Trump reelected for life, and everything will be fine, probably. One side is just as bad as the other.

*audience OOOOOOOOOOOOOs*

George had 47 girlfriends.

Hey, this is real fun, but I gotta go home and put some water in yo momma's dish.