hell of old school from the DAY

*Goldberg’s theme plays*

Except there’s still the fact that the correct resolution to this problem would be to NOT MAKE THE MOVIE.

What you need to understand is that these companies hate you and they don’t care.

Are...are you getting the tattoo, or is this just normal procedure at noon on Tuesday?

Good work if you can get it!

Yes, it’s true: Thanos pins John Cena clean in the middle of the ring.

I gotta tell you, I was NOT expecting it to be a musical episode.

Come hang out at Terence Howard’s remote bayou compound, so he can explain to you in detail how he singlehandedly reinvented math.

I mean...agreed.

Mark Zuckerberg definitely sleeps in a racecar bed.

Prequels exist because

She’s still not gonna go out with you, dude.

The thing about how this was apparently prompted by Khabib slapping around one of McGregor’s teammates a few nights ago leads me to believe it may not be a work - if it was, they wouldn’t need that little bit of backstory

When did we as a nation decide to allow Jared Leto to do this shit? Was there a vote? Did I sleep in too late? Who signed the documents? How can we make this stop?

Les Brownerables

“And what was with the weird swipe at Arthur Miller at the end?”

Wow, a shot at OK GO!

Steven Bochco, who looked exactly how you would expect him to look.

Let’s be careful out there, Jet Jaguar.