He overacted hilariously and it was great.

Man, someone ragging on Twilight? On YOUTUBE?! My God, this must be what it was like to hear the poetry of Paul Verlaine or the music of the Ramones for the first time!

*snaps fingers in Z pattern*

THE AV CLUB
"…Running the gamut from teen dreck (Twilight) to modern classics…(Gigli). Admittedly, a lot of it is low-hanging fruit, but it’s never a bad time to…wet fart.

nah, he's still good

"To achieve this effect, Clapton has my old roommate James over to spill a bong on them."

(Hush, they mustn't know we're Squared Circle normies in disguise.)

BEHOLD THE MAJESTY OF DISCO-GUITAR BATISTA.

Pop quiz: how many good movies has Jack Black ever been in?

Hot take: that video is the best music video of all time. It's so pure.

NOW APPEARING:
PUPPET SHOW

I will say this: nobody else sounded like Steve Perry, so he and Freddie do have that in common.

ANGERY

What about "entirely"?

I want you all to know that I was ALWAYS a Groucho Marxist, and that sensibility permeates all the work I've ever done. if you've ever enjoyed any of my art, you are enjoying my political sensibilities. They are one and indivisible.

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket, Reince!

gonna take a lot to make me voooooooooooote for youuuuuuuuuuu

Meanwhile, Tom Scholz of Boston apparently remains the nicest (and also maybe the tallest) man on Earth.

He was replaced by Randy "Dawg" Jackson!

They already did that in about 1973. Nobody enjoyed it.
(except Gregg Rolie, probably)