Hey, Jake, that's actually a pretty good way to think about it!

I got cancelled on for a movie, and my drinking buddies are busy. I'm hoping to reschedule those occasions to Sunday and Saturday night, respectively.
…Is what I tell myself as I sob into a beer.

When's the last time a grand jury did anything for ME

An' here I dome again on my own
Goin' down the only dome I've ever known,
Like a hobo I was born to dome alone
An' I've made up my mind
I ain't domin' one more time

All I got is Coors Light, so I cannot criticize anyone.

Millennium Garbage is where everyone dumps their Creed CDs.

~ M E L O D R A M A E S T H E T I C ~

ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS ARE VAPERS!

GO WHITE SOX, AMIRITE

Chicago, Milwaukee, And The Greater Cook County Area: Please Come Over And Meet Our Parents Early And For Free

He's like a Sharknado 23 kinda guy.

And he's pretty shit at that, too.

Lemmy did enjoy a good cover.

*uncontrollable sobbing*

Wazzup Boooooooss…??

And people wonder why so few people on the roster are over…

St. Bernards are still riding that Beethoven hype.

Was that the Rin Tin Tin that killed his wife, or the Rin Tin Tin that was a Nazi sympathizer?

The Davao Municipal Cinema and Playhouse was really scraping for content that day.

I can absolutely verify that if you were a small child in the '90s who owned a dog, or who liked dogs, you rented/were given this movie on VHS at some point.