Air Bud: *Insert Some Kind Of Dog-Themed Lacrosse Pun Here*

THE AV CLUB
they drive the shittiest van in the Fernfield metro area

Hey there, Jerry "the King" Lawler.

He doesn't have the Transylvanian castle anymore, but he does have a very decent condo in Bucharest.

don't ask about the fruit

This is so out of character for him.

Well, maybe, but that doesn't mean very much.

Quit stealing my lines.

when you someone Mencken it

Welcome to our new game show:
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
OR
LYNCH MOVIE OUTTAKE?

I assume this is a good thing?

I still consider myself a Carterista.

Mr. President, please, you need to go to bed.

Joe Walsh (the real one) needs to make this political asshole change his name.

Keep going.

Wrist to tip of middle finger, right?

Chocolate Cake 2020

so much for the tolerant left

"an incidental conference between two organic beings slowly coming to terms with their withering existence"

“He’s been lying his whole life, almost reflexively, and it’s almost as if he finds it more satisfying and easier than to speak with precision.”