If it makes you feel any better, it' pretty much all because of us, i'm sure

The new Trump Administration Communications Director will be, of course, an anonymous old man perpetually vomiting into a bucket.

That's Pickle T. Barron, New York real-estate tycoon, to you.

…what KIND of sandwich

I HATE NATURE! I HATE NATURE!

No.

RATED NC-17

ANCIENTSHENANIGAN: Played by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

I imagine ZMF selling out would be a lot like Stone Cold Steve Austin selling out, when he wore that little hat and sang goofy songs about how great his evil boss was on his acoustic guitar all the time.

The Sorrow And The Disqus

Sounds "original", in that it also sounds boring and cliched as shit.

did you vote for Trump

Clarifying question: what's the difference between The Real World and the AV Club, functionally speaking?

The thing is, there are channels that do show just music videos.
Nobody watches them.

DON'T CALL IT A HABIT
I BEEN LICKIN FOR YEARS

Next up: Brad Paisley and LL Cool J, with their newest regrettable hit single, "Accidental Republican"!

Do You Want To Be Implicated In A Secret

GASP

The irony of that entire theory is that apparently, Paul's doppelganger replacement was both talented enough to keep the deception going for the lifetime of the band, improve on the Beatles' work going forward, AND keep it up flawlessly for 51 years.

John: The Leader
Paul: The Cute One
George: The Quiet One
Ringo: The Funny One
Leppo: The One With Leprosy (?)