"Beware Vlad's Love"

Pickle thinks that Stuart Sutcliffe was the most talented Beatle.

With a little leak
we can let this whole damn thing slip out

And there's something wrong with thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

somebody tweetin' at the door
somebody talkin' some shit

"some kind of horrible pro-Trump ballad"
NO MORE TRUMPLESS NIIIIIIIIIGHTS

Signed,
Cinderblock

Wow, how profound. Welcome back to 2015, Eli.

I hear it can be two places.

MY GOD, THE CYBER-WALT HAS GONE RAMPANT AGAIN

I've only been exposed to them through Better Call Saul, and man, they were annoying.

Either the AV Club or the Cook County Drunk Tank, is my guess

How did you get a transcript of my vows?!

YOU BASTARD

Jeff Sessions and Mike Pence are not Yankees.

AS A NEUTRAL PARTY, I VOLUNTEER.

He's also been sighted holding a boom-box above his head outside his ex-wife's house, playing "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel at top volume.

I'm not obligated to care about some dipshit's kids. If Scaramucci doesn't want the shit rightfully piled on him to trickle down on his family, he shouldn't have put himself in the position he's in now. He has nobody to blame but himself.

Who cares, though?

If Tinder actually reflected the number of people in real life who loved wine and hiking, there'd have to be dump trucks carrying away thousands of Chardonnay-soaked corpses from our nation's trails daily, victims of being trampled in the mad rush to HIKE!