"…Well, I haven't either. Donnie doesn't let me up there. Just curious."

Fun fact: posting the lyrics to Safety Dance works for any conceivable article.

Hey Eazy, could you say it a little louder, just to make sure everyone here knows how sorry they should feel for him?

It gets click-based results!

Mooch on Two Legs

That's not what the Small-Claims Court of New Mexico says, sir.

A dog with disease, you're the king of the sleaze!

Mooch being on the dating scene will make all the rest of us look better in comparison! A win all around!

"Leave civilians out of this."
Haha, fuck you.

Trump openly admitted the only reason he was even addressing McCain at all was because they needed his vote.

The Democratic Party is unsure whether or not to support you in that policy.

Thank God that Harry Reid isn't President though, amirite? He's basically a Maoist, according to talk radio.

Well, they're for certain types of waffles, in certain contexts, for certain people, maybe, unless it's at all perceived as unpatriotic to stand for waffles.

Holy shit, this is bonkers. it can really get no-

*In the far distance, The Rock's WWE walkout theme can be heard on the wind*

*Smokes pre-firing-squad cigarette incredibly hard*

Fun fact: Lobster used to be regarded as so disgusting and proletarian that Maine had state laws saying you couldn't serve it to prisoners too often, as it would be inhumane.

"Humor isn't the way you fight fascism"
That's not what my college improv group's flyers say.

Collins and Murkowski, to be fair, had pretty clearly rejected the entire deal to begin with. McCain is…uh…not easy to predict on any level at this pont.

Angels, or certain types of parasites.