…That's…that's the joke. I was being sarcastic. You'd have to be fucking insane to think the system works.

In other news: GLOBAL WARMING ADVANCES REMORSELESSLY.

Maybe WE were the skinny repeal all along…

Well, I guess we all learned a big lesson today:
THE SYSTEM WORKS.

One of the first times I realized Rifftrax had maybe lost the MST plot was when they did a track for Casino Royale and relentlessly shat on the title sequence. Like, why? What do you guys want?

Mads apparently being a boozy goofball in real life is quite heartwarming.

One of the few times the Bond franchise really did live up to its potential.

Fuck yeah, man.

I dunno. I'll have to run it by my buddy who's an expert in Pawn Stars.

All men must (eat) rye.

That's nice, Tron Guy, but maybe you'd like to comment on the article?

Sounds like defensiveness more than anything else.
Hey, I'm happy for them! That just hasn't been in keeping with what I've noticed in MY experience.

Immediately prior, Boots had announced to his buddies that he's gonna get married right after he gets home.

Every high school football player I met in high school was an absolute idiot. Sorry for my lived experience.

VINCE FOSTER PROBABLY PLAYED FOOTBALL.

If they don't fuck themselves up playing football, how are they going to get prepped for fucking themselves up in the military?

Goddamn, I should've known not to step to you at your own game.

Well, given that robot-smashing occurs inevitably according to your theorem, it may actually be a perfect system.

Lea Thompson sure did look radiant in that Commissar's uniform, tho.

I think it was a mountain lion that they'd trained to only eat cheese.