The Chechens run MMA tournaments with kids under the age of 12. They regularly TKO each other. Totally legal.

They either had to make him mascot or kick him out forever, and they already had a mascot.

THE AV CLUB

Just wait until Kinja puts the ranking system in.

What are you, some kind of Maoist?

"I would just wave my hands in the air, scream "Hail Satan!" while running towards the quarterback or ball carrier."

Right, I'm sure if Trump accidentally doxxed himself as a Disqus normie, his reaction would be to go low-profile.

We're gonna need a car battery, 800 feet of copper wire, and the good can opener. No, not that one, the good one.

*funky sports-bass*

You got spat on when you got off the plane, man!
Granted, that's because you were on the Raiders…

Exactly. It's the concussive force of the brain itself getting jostled that's the problem, not the initial impact on the skull.

It's a known fact that watching wrestling while drinking beer and eating nachos actually makes you smarter, more graceful, and more attractive.

Nah man, it was those Brentwood cartels.

Never allow yourself to be coached by someone who you may well be competing against in terms of estate arrangements.

What the hell else is he gonna say? "Yeah, I'm gonna end up a vegetable, but you shoulda seen the other guy!"?

In other news, Tom Brady is almost certainly exploring the idea of a Presidential run at this very moment.

Cameo appearance by Kevin Nash's gangly chicken-legs.

Will New York be such a strong presence that it's almost like the city itself is a character in your film?

So Anthony Scaramucci is weak, is what you're saying? Would you say that? Would you be willing to scream it into a camera? Here, hold on.

She was the brains behind Team Dikachu.