'…[T]he grandest, cruelest reality show ever staged.'

Observations on the gender disparity, Lisa's teacher has been in over fifty episodes but has spoken less than Homer's long lost brother, who has been in only three. Meanwhile, Bart's teacher seems to have about four times as many lines as Lisa's teacher. Make of that what you will.

Is it wrong to want to play Mancala just because I associate it with sophistication and wisdom, since my sole point of reference for it is its inclusion in I Heart Huckabees?

Moshe Kasher is a (((Jew))).

I wonder how Just Born's maternity benefits are?

Or 399, if newlyweds Tim & Marissa Sykes call in sick together. It's very romantic, but also very unprofessional. And it's not. Fooling. Anybody.

You can go suck a fuck.

FUCK YES!

'I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol!'

I'm going to ruin so many girlhoods with my gender-inverted reboot of The Virgin Suicides. Because teen boys need suicidal role models, too!

FYI, Serious Love of Truth is the name of my band, and I'd thank you to stop wearing it out.

Broadway Adam Sandler

See my comment on the Temple of the Dog reunion

Hey, man, the 90s are back…

'…Coppola’s old Marie Antoinette star Kirsten Dunst…'

Um…not only was that guy catching a pocket monster while his wife gave birth to one, he was also wearing flip-flops, or 'thongs.'

Oh, good. Kiefer. Will. Get to. Bust out. His. Creepy, halting. Peter Lorre soaking wet with. Hypothermia. Voice. For this one. As heard in. The original. And Dark City. And probably Mirrors. Though I haven't seen it.

Yeah. But what about Billy Zane?

Is that Francis from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure?

Fuck yeah! A 'best is driving' reference!