Just in general.

Alicia Silverstone

I'm ultimately glad that this scientist did this as a funsy. It uncovers a quirk of human nature that is largely inconsequential but interesting to think about, and there's inherent value to that, however small. Chipotle doesn't seem like the kind of company that would develop some weird extremes to meticulously…

I've heard of optimism as a revolutionary act. Is this empathy as a fascistic act? Or is he just a lame, posturing contrarian snot?

'Poison Ivy = Goldilocks' = my mind blown #PoisonIvy25

They keep saying that there will be *a* Cryptkeeper and The A.V. Club keeps using pictures of the Kevin Yagher puppet (including in this very article), and that laugh sure *sounded* like Jon Kassir's Cryptkeeper laugh… but they did not actually show the Cryptkeeper and I've seen no confirmation that they're going to…

It's too bad I'm a DC fan because I happen to have been both born in Hawaii and with a…well, it doesn't talk or move or breath or anything, but I guess you could say that I have kind of a 'Quato' type situation happening on my abdomen. You can totally see the face and everything, but I didn't like the third Iron Man…

Stage direction: [blows ensue]

This story makes a lot more sense when you find out that Laurence Fishburne's mother is named Martha.

Dreaming is free…

Quoting SNL is a thoughtcrime, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now.

'…[T]hose looking for a mud-slinging expose of the company‘s history of shady business dealings and employee abuse a la The Founder will…'

'…a bitter future where women are little more than subjugated property.'

Guy's supposed to be some genius, but he keeps watching this same dumb movie that I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF over and over again. What, didn't he 'get' Logan Lucky the first time? Choad.

'And it’s incredible that, like, lawyers that had a good case weren’t dramatic at all. Lawyers that had a horrible case would sing and dance and do whatever it took to convince the jury or the judge that this guy was innocent.'

I'd love for Peyton Manning to ooze testosterone from his sweaty ballsack all over my face, but I haven't gotten my degree in sports medicine yet.

Jim Messina is a genius, and without him, no Poco.

'…the Christian-themed skateboarding movie Livin’ It.'

Crane kick! Crane kick!

#NancyGraceIsAnAsshole