I've been noticing that for, like, 20 years but you're the first person who also sees it! Hermano!

Where's Brett Ratner's Big Book of Butts? This is obviously not a real news story.

Loved the TMNT as a kid, but it's one of those loves that I did not bring with me into adulthood. Because it's a terrible cash-grab toy commercial. Still, I got kind of excited about Armisen as Krang. Sucks for me, I guess.

Agreed.

But what about Darcy?! Her greeting to Thor in the sequel is the only part of either movie that I remember.

It's not out in the open, on the coffee table. It's behind the couch…

'…[W]ho wants $30,000 to $50,000 lying around their house?'

That's the one!

'The game show host never appeared on any iteration of The Tonight Show again.'

A big yellow bantha took my girl away…

So…no Watch This this week?

'…a production company called Chockstone Pictures, whose previous titles include … Killing Them Softly.'

'…anyone who is interested in seeing Jonny Quest hang out with Yogi Bear…'

So…what you're telling me is…it's not so much that James Franco is remaking the movie so much as he's…revamping it?

'…biopic that’s in search of a director'

Multiball! Multiball! Multiball! Multiball! Multiball!

Wow, Ruben Fleischer went from being Zombieland’s Ruben Fleischer to being Superstore’s Ruben Fleischer faster than you can say Gangster Squad.

I would have read this article later anyway, but I specifically squoze it in before work because SHORE LEAVE! Denied.

'If NBC picks up Powerless, insiders say it probably shouldn’t affect Pudi’s role on Community, due to Community being dead and never coming back.'

'…is not a film for everyone.' is pretty much an unthinkable pitch now.