Also not available in its intended form: Star Wars. But don't worry because Lucas is probably at least 63% of the way there by now.

'At a certain point, you have to do more than just recognize and point out the mold. You have to actually shatter it.'

Three words: Red. Surf. Y'all.

'The uniformly strong cast (which also, for some reason, includes Glenn Close…'

Modern Family is gay propaganda and recruitment. Now, have you heard the good news about Jesus?

Maybe *you* were 'dry'-humping it…

Give ya forty bucks.

It's been over two years and this interview still does not discuss Of Unknown Origin. How long do I have to wait?

You know who they should have cast as the mad scientist subjecting the latest subject to terrible movies? Joel.

Here's the thing, though: The Dalai Lama is just a guy. And he would agree with that.

No-maj sounds more like a cockney version of muggle. Or South African. I can imagine Die Antwoord taking about the no-maj.

This in no way makes the FOP seem like a, organization that considers itself separate from and above the rest of the public, willing to engage in personalized attacks against private citizens.

Dude must be in pretty great shape. It seems like a lot of working being him.

Glad you said that. I later realized that I was a little off the mark. The character elicits a strong Steve Coogan vibe, but it's actually a mix of Tommy Saxondale (the 'grossness' of open sexuality with plus-sized girlfriend) and Paul Calf (North Englander with that haircut). I also misremembered Saxondale as…

On the one hand, I'm looking forward to this. On the other hand…am I the only one who notices that Sacha Baron Cohen is basically just playing Tommy Saxondale? If John Carpenter can sue Luc Besson over Space Jail - which he can, and did, and won! - then I'm pretty sure that Steve Coogan can sue for this.

Let's not forget that his character in The Wolf of Wall Street was a fucking scumbag.

Someone needs to call up John Hyams and let him know that he's off the Maniac Cop remake. Tarantino's in.

'C’mon everybody do the Atlas Shrugged! / Your partner won’t object if you give ‘em a tug'

I'ma have to watch this then!

'…[t]he God-awful caterwauling of what appears to be a sun in the throes of existential dread.'