Touch tone would still allow for butt dials, unlike the more advanced rotary dial.

My God are none of you old enough to remember this????

There’s nothing wrong with those kids. It’s classic kid social dynamics. The kid who says he’d rather eat the nuggets is clearly a social “leader” for lack of a better term, he thinks it’s funny, all the other kids follow him. It says nothing about those kids specifically, or American kids in general. All it says is…

I’ve never known why people think mechanically separated meat is gross or something. Using it reduces food waste.

climate deniers don’t read... we knows this is why they deny.

What is wrong with you? Why would you post the saddest thing that’s ever been on TV right now??

It’s gonna be totally faithful to the spirit of the original, except it’ll be PG-13 and they’re gonna retitle it Hecklifter so as to appeal to a broader audience.

If there’s one thing that makes me want to take someone seriously, it’s the unironic use of “snowflake” as an insult.

I mean, maybe just... DON’T make video games that center around real historical battles and wars. Unless it’s some sort of interactive educational program, I find video games that depict real world wars super gross and in poor taste. 

Alas, poor Alpha! I knew her, Negan, a woman of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. She hath borne me on her back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. —Where be your gibes…

Make it Snowpiercer/Langoliers and toss in a healthy dose of Airplane! and I might be a bit more interested.

+1 for scientific accuracy, but the outdated Italian stereotypes are a real downer.

Look, just because neither you, nor Trump, understands what the word “hoax” means, doesn’t mean that we don’t either.

But even as his actions, or inaction, consign people to die, even as he behaves exactly how many of us feared and warned a Trump presidency would handle a crisis, it may not matter. I desperately hope I’m wrong.

Ok basic English lesson is warranted here. Trump saying “this is their new hoax” is akin to saying “It’s a Democratic hoax.” In this context, the word “Democratic” is what is known as an adjective.

Still with me? Ok. Now, an adjective is something that modifies a noun. Like saying a red car or a small house. In these…

Shit guys, I thought he died and I missed it and this was an In Memoriam post. Don’t do that.

Ah! The Mayan calendar for archeologists 4 thousand years from now. :)

Still moves faster than the line at the DMV.

I am fine with actual commentary about what someone doesn’t like. If there is actual content there.

You know what the worst kind of person is on these forums?