My God are none of you old enough to remember this????

There’s nothing wrong with those kids. It’s classic kid social dynamics. The kid who says he’d rather eat the nuggets is clearly a social “leader” for lack of a better term, he thinks it’s funny, all the other kids follow him. It says nothing about those kids specifically, or American kids in general. All it says is…

I’ve never known why people think mechanically separated meat is gross or something. Using it reduces food waste.

If there’s one thing that makes me want to take someone seriously, it’s the unironic use of “snowflake” as an insult.

I mean, maybe just... DON’T make video games that center around real historical battles and wars. Unless it’s some sort of interactive educational program, I find video games that depict real world wars super gross and in poor taste. 

Look, just because neither you, nor Trump, understands what the word “hoax” means, doesn’t mean that we don’t either.

But even as his actions, or inaction, consign people to die, even as he behaves exactly how many of us feared and warned a Trump presidency would handle a crisis, it may not matter. I desperately hope I’m wrong.

Ok basic English lesson is warranted here. Trump saying “this is their new hoax” is akin to saying “It’s a Democratic hoax.” In this context, the word “Democratic” is what is known as an adjective.

Still with me? Ok. Now, an adjective is something that modifies a noun. Like saying a red car or a small house. In these…

Glasses are simply not something that you should buy online. A shop will ensure the lenses are set properly and that the frames are customised to your head. The difference in price is well worth the expertise you are getting. Considering glasses are something that you will be using a lot (often your whole waking life…

The number of people who feel the need to ask “Why not just tell the guy ‘No’?” is depressing.

He. Murdered. His. Dad.

Right? We are calling Moonstruck, for which Cher won an Oscar for best actress, Olympia Dukakis won one for best supporting actress, and it won best screenplay, “underrated”? It was also nominated for best picture and best director.

Thank you for reminding me this website’s target audience is half my age. 

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

This one. It looks like it was part of a nuclear bomb test in the 50's, then left to rot in the desert for all eternity.

Whoever wins, we lose.

Thanks for this crucial addendum. 

Hooray! You’ve solved the problem! Why didn’t any of our lady brains think of that years ago!

Ladies: if you’re not interested, but I haven’t done anything to make you loathe me either, could you kindly make it the Hall & Oates phone number? Nothing totally soothes the pain of rejection, but a deep cut from H2O could help a tiny bit.