You can’t include Ronald McDonald and leave off the Burger King guy.

Energy vampire

Steamed fraud?

Please then with all the time and patience without any interruption,

Pointing out when the president says an obvious lie is exactly the job of a journalist. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Journalists are SUPPOSED to have an adversarial relationship with the government. It’s literally why you dummies have a fucking first amendment. You want stenographers? Hire fucking stenographers.

Every time I think, this has got to be the one. This is the one that will make his deluded followers see that obviously this isn’t a strong man. Obviously this isn’t a wise man. You wouldn’t even let this guy watch your dog for the weekend, let alone the nuclear launch codes. Only a coward would think an interviewer…

And Chim Chim

Like most sports cars back then, the Mach 5 was also a rally car and the saws were used to cut though trees offroad. The marshals would probably call that cheating but needs must when the leading team are bank robbers that need to be stopped!

How do you make a list about each Speed Racer Mach 5 button and not know that the jacks are for jumping ravines and opponents... the list goes on and on.

I’m impressed that you knew that the large “M” on the Mach 5 stands for “Mifune Motors” (And on Speed’s Helmet) and that Speed’s last name is not in fact “Racer,” but “Mifune.” A reference to the actor Toshiro Mifune.

Powerful jacks are for jumping chasms, destroyed bridges thing like that. Essential for beating the Car Acrobatic Team. It’s almost like you’ve never watched Speed Racer.

My God are none of you old enough to remember this????

There’s nothing wrong with those kids. It’s classic kid social dynamics. The kid who says he’d rather eat the nuggets is clearly a social “leader” for lack of a better term, he thinks it’s funny, all the other kids follow him. It says nothing about those kids specifically, or American kids in general. All it says is…

I’ve never known why people think mechanically separated meat is gross or something. Using it reduces food waste.

If there’s one thing that makes me want to take someone seriously, it’s the unironic use of “snowflake” as an insult.

I mean, maybe just... DON’T make video games that center around real historical battles and wars. Unless it’s some sort of interactive educational program, I find video games that depict real world wars super gross and in poor taste. 

Look, just because neither you, nor Trump, understands what the word “hoax” means, doesn’t mean that we don’t either.

Ok basic English lesson is warranted here. Trump saying “this is their new hoax” is akin to saying “It’s a Democratic hoax.” In this context, the word “Democratic” is what is known as an adjective.

Still with me? Ok. Now, an adjective is something that modifies a noun. Like saying a red car or a small house. In these…