Glasses are simply not something that you should buy online. A shop will ensure the lenses are set properly and that the frames are customised to your head. The difference in price is well worth the expertise you are getting. Considering glasses are something that you will be using a lot (often your whole waking life…

The number of people who feel the need to ask “Why not just tell the guy ‘No’?” is depressing.

He. Murdered. His. Dad.

Right? We are calling Moonstruck, for which Cher won an Oscar for best actress, Olympia Dukakis won one for best supporting actress, and it won best screenplay, “underrated”? It was also nominated for best picture and best director.

Thank you for reminding me this website’s target audience is half my age. 

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

This one. It looks like it was part of a nuclear bomb test in the 50's, then left to rot in the desert for all eternity.

Whoever wins, we lose.

There really is a Simpsons quote for everything isn’t there?

Thanks for this crucial addendum. 

Pretty much anything but bath salts.

That’s the problem with hitching your wagon to a carnival barker like Trump - eventually he’s gonna get run out of town, and they’re gonna be left holding the bag.

I try to find the silver lining and imagine just how fucked the Evangelicals will be once he is gone.

And if you didn’t, others have done worse.

Also how many times has he used the word “perfect” to describe this phone call? That’s weird, right? That’s a weird word to use about a conversation.

Insane in the Ukraine
Insane in the brain!

Hooray! You’ve solved the problem! Why didn’t any of our lady brains think of that years ago!

Ladies: if you’re not interested, but I haven’t done anything to make you loathe me either, could you kindly make it the Hall & Oates phone number? Nothing totally soothes the pain of rejection, but a deep cut from H2O could help a tiny bit.