Instert your own desired unit of length! I chose furlongs.

Yeah, it’s weird.  You’d think he’d be a two-and-a-half regular, but he’s a two-and-a-half long.

actually a two-and-a-half long sculpture

I don’t know what exhibit is still traveling but I saw some version of it a couple of years ago in SF and it was sooo cool to see the iconic props, like star child, in person: the Overlook ballroom photo, Jack’s typewriter, Grady twins dresses, Dave’s helmet, dawn-of-man ape mask, Alex’s ensemble and codpiece, Bill’s…

Early D&D wasn’t really a war gaming kind of thing though. Miniatures were always an afterthought. It wasn’t until well into the game’s life cycle that they did become popular. And it wasn’t until 3rd edition rules came out that they even had an in depth rule set for handling them. Really D&D is going back to its…

You know what I want? I just want a computer adaptation of the D&D ruleset where you can drag and drop map objects to create a dungeon/castle/village/city/campsite in a couple minutes. That all the stats are handled automatically. And you just play the game without the DM having to spend dozens of hours preparing for…

Yes, this.

You’re not a true DM until one of your player draws on your grid map with a marker that doesn’t wipe off...

they’re just animated files that you can use on a TV screen

You did it wrong. You’re supposed to just put the chicken on the top rack and throw the spices in the soap drawer. The wash cycle will infuse the chicken with the spices and cook it for you.

My wife and I have seperate bedrooms. We finally made the move to that after 12 years of marriage. Our sleeping schedules are different, how we sleep best is different (I like listening to music, she needs total darkness, etc.)

Okie dokie then!

The fact that (at least as far as I can tell) Sanders hasn’t worn her smoky eye shadow this week tells me that Michelle Wolf won.

Let he who has not raw-dogged a porn star while his 3rd wife is pregnant with his 5th child then asked his lawyer to set up shell companies to funnel hundred of thousands of dollars to her to keep quiet, lie about it, get caught, admit to it and say there’s nothing wrong here....cast the first stone. 

...wait, what sort of heathen doesn’t use 2 spaces?

Two spaces. Otherwise, logically, there should be more of a pause between words inside a sentence than there is between sentences. Commas, colons, semicolons: all of them are bigger than a period; therefore they have more of a ‘separating’ feel than a period - unless you add a space to the period. Then, sentences are…

I’d piss on his grave, but people are saying he’s into that.

Oh, hell ladies...I’LL wear a red floral dress, high heels and flamenco dance with castanets on his grave!

I normally am unwilling to wish death on anyone. But I will join you in a red dress (or maybe a red hat and a purple dress) when the world is rid of Trump. I’m not going to pretend that even his kids will miss him.

This makes me look forward to Drumpf’s passing. I will wear a red dress and go dancing on his grave.