“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?”

KHAAAAAA....uh.....ALPHAAAAAAAA!

How can you have no idea? If you are here a decade after it’s premiere, haven’t seen the appeal since, yet still are interested enough to read recaps, stay in the loop, and then engage articles about it, it should be pretty clear cut. If people who like you who don’t watch or care still engage this much, chances are…

Good god, they’ve turned Carol into a blithering idiot. And can you imagine smooching someone while they have a rotting corpse mask on? I would imagine it’s gonna get in the way. 

I genuinely wish that we could upgrade to President Camacho in real life.

President Camacho was not an incompetent leader. He recognized that he had a problem, he realized the problem was beyond the abilities of his current team, and he looked for the smartest person he could find to solve it. It ended up getting solved! Delegating to qualified personnel is one of the key traits of good…

Glasses are simply not something that you should buy online. A shop will ensure the lenses are set properly and that the frames are customised to your head. The difference in price is well worth the expertise you are getting. Considering glasses are something that you will be using a lot (often your whole waking life…

Exactly. There are NO TWO SIDE to this. Menacing and violence was HIS choice, a reclining chair was her right as a passenger.

People also greatly overexaggerate just how much the seats recline.
Here’s a tip in case you forgot: it’s not very much.
The person in front of you reclining won’t ruin your meal, your movie, or your legs. Get over yourselves.

Before this comment section devolves into the inevitable shitshow:

The number of people who feel the need to ask “Why not just tell the guy ‘No’?” is depressing.

“Cats” is not genre. I’m not sure exactly what it is, but it isn’t genre.

Might as well go with SMERSH or SPECTRE at this point.

As an Iowa Democrat who’s been in IT for 17 years, I have a severe case of “Goddamnit, just get out of the way and let me do it!” going on right now.

Yeah, sure, they’re the asshat in this scenario. You sure got’em. We all appreciate what you’ve done here.

Is asshat pronounced “ass hat” or “ash at”? I feel like it should be split into two words if you want to ensure your readers that you are taking about a hat made out of ass. 

Suck it up Princess. If they are saying he is most noted for a minor character in star wars that most, average fans wouldn't know from the name (since their name is never said in the films  ever), they should post a picture.

Here’s to the only bounty hunter who was thoughtful enough to take his shoes off when he was invited inside.

Hooray! You’ve solved the problem! Why didn’t any of our lady brains think of that years ago!

Ladies: if you’re not interested, but I haven’t done anything to make you loathe me either, could you kindly make it the Hall & Oates phone number? Nothing totally soothes the pain of rejection, but a deep cut from H2O could help a tiny bit.